Today in English I learned -

College Journalism is the same as "Intellectual" Gossip.

You don't have to read the text - we don't usually talk about it anyway.

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Apparently, my 21st birthday party will last approximately 2 weeks...and is going to be a transcontinental event.

I can't wait for the hungover plane ride home from Arizona, with Emily and probably many children.

I cannot wait to see the noooon again, and have bitsy meet her long lost uncle-ajay.

can anyone else tell i woke and boked today?